Pusha T “The Story of Adidon” Lyrics Translated Into English

[Intro]

Easy money
It’s about to be a surgical summer
Chop the tops off the coupes
The cuatrocientos ochenta y ocho
The Spyder joint
And you know we gotta cut the heads off these snakes, right?
Watch the body drop

Translation:

This is about to be so easy everybody.  This summer is going to a very good summer where I take down my fellow rapper by the name of Aubrey Drake Graham with such precision.  While I’m taking down Aubrey so easily, I’ll also be driving up down the streets in a $488K Porsche Spyder coupe just to celebrate as I officially take down the current leader of hip hop by the name of Aubrey Drake Graham.

[Verse]

Drug dealin’ aside, ghostwritin’ aside
Let’s have a heart-to-heart about your pride
Even though you’re multi, I see that your soul don’t look alive
The M’s count different when Baby divides the pie, wait
Let’s examine why
Your music for the past few years been angry and full of lies
I’ll start it at the home front, “I’m on One”
Dennis Graham stay off the gram, bitch I’m on one
You mention wedding ring like it’s a bad thing
Your father walked away at five, hell of a dad thing
Marriage is somethin’ that Sandi never had, Drake
How you a winner but she keep comin’ in last place?
Monkey-suit Dennis, you parade him
A Steve Harvey-suit nigga made him
Confused, always thought you weren’t Black enough
Afraid to grow it ’cause your ‘fro wouldn’t nap enough
Since you name-dropped my fiancée
Let ’em know who you chose as your Beyoncé
Sophie knows better, ask your baby mother
Cleaned her up for IG, but the stench is on her
A baby’s involved, it’s deeper than rap
We talkin’ character, let me keep with the facts
You are hiding a child, let that boy come home
Deadbeat mothafucka playin’ border patrol, ooh
Adonis is your son
And he deserves more than an Adidas press run, that’s real
Love that baby, respect that girl
Forget she’s a pornstar, let her be your world, yuugh!
How dare you put Ye in my verses?
I’m selfish, I want all of the curses
I’m pre-bookin’ the churches
Me versus three hearses
If we all go to Hell it’ll be worth it
Already aligned with the greats, and on that same note
The only ones I chase are two ghosts
Still givin’ you classics, that’s the only thing that dates me
OVO 40, hunched over like he 80, tick, tick, tick
How much time he got? That man is sick, sick, sick
I got the devil flow, nigga, six, six, six
Surgical summer with it, snip, snip, snip
And you don’t really want it with him

Translation:

Dear Aubrey Drake Graham,

I’m not here to talk about my past life of drug dealing and your questionable record of having other people write your rap lyrics.  I just want to have a heart-to-heart talk with you about a subject called pride.  I recognize that you are a multi-millionaire, but even with all of your money & success, you still appear to be unhappy.  I wonder if this is because Bryan Christopher Williams (professionally known as Baby aka Birdman) is probably taking a much larger percentage of your earnings than you would care to admit.  Well, being that I’m inclined to believe that this is the case due to numerous stories from various artists (past & present) on your current label having gone through the same struggles, let’s examine how this came to be shall we.

I’ve sensed for quite some time now that your music has been filled with strong emotions of anger & filled with lies.  I can pinpoint this frustration starting around the time you were featured on DJ Khaled’s song titled I’m On One.  Let’s talk about your father Dennis Graham and his fascination with posting pictures all over the social media app called Instagram flaunting his lifestyle with young women which is only possible due to him being your father.  You mentioned my fiancé Virginia Williams and the fact that I gave her an engagement ring as a sign that I want to marry her.  But yet, your father walked out of your life when you were 5 years old.  What kind of father does that?  I mean, it’s so sad to think that marriage is something that your mother Sandi Graham never experienced.  You claim to be a winner Drake, yet even your own mother appears to stay losing.  How is that possible?  Yet every time I log into Instagram I see pictures of you parading your father around in his cheap looking suits as if Steve Harvey is his tailor despite he’s the man who left you at the age of 5.  Since you are biracial, I’m just going to assume that probably grew up thinking you weren’t black enough correct?  I mean, it’s rather apparent by your inability to grow an afro because your hair probably isn’t nappy enough like a non-mixed black person’s hair typically is.  But never mind that Drake, let’s talk about the woman you claim since you felt it appropriate to mention my fiancé’s name in your recent song about me.

How come you haven’t come forward with letting the world know who your “queen” is?  Well that’s ok, I’ll inform everybody for you.  Sophie Brussaux is your alleged queen whom is also your alleged baby mother.  I see that she has cleaned up her Instagram account in an attempt to hide who she was prior, but the lifestyle she was living, you can never fully clean that up.  But now that a baby is involved between you two, this thing goes so much more deeper than us taking shots at each over rap lyrics.  I’m talking about the type of character you have as a man Drake.  You are hiding a son for some reason and refuse to be a part of this child’s life for whatever reason.  I mean Drake, you are essentially a deadbeat dad who appears to be doing everything to keep your son out of your life.  Why Drake?  Why?  Your son’s name is Adonis and he deserves so much more from you Drake.  Man up, claim your son, love your son and respect the mother of child Drake.  Forget that the mother of your child is a former porn star who’s had sex with probably countless men & women unprotected on film.  Claim the mother of your son Drake.  Let Sophie Brussaux be your entire world Drake.

Anyways Drake, how dare you mention Kanye West in your diss song against me.  I’m a rather selfish man Drake.  I prefer for you to direct all of your disrespect towards me only.  I’m so serious about this Drake.  If for some reason when we die and we somehow end up in hell, I figure this little rap beef we are having will be worth it because at least I’m already in good company with the greats of hip hop right now.  You mention in your song that I am chasing you.  I believe you have that wrong my good friend.  The only hip hop artists I’m chasing are deceased and their names are Tupac Shakur & Christopher Wallace (professionally known as Notorious B.I.G.).  The only thing that dates me is my ability to continually give you classic style of hip hop music time & time again despite my style not necessarily being popular as far as mainstream “hip hop” is concerned.  Your friend Noah James Shebib (professionally known as 40) who co-founded your OVO Sound label looks real sickly these days as if he’s an 80 year old man.  How much time does he have left on this earth before he transitions?  Sorry I had to go there with you father, mother, son, baby mother and partner, but I’m just a rap artist with who is known for saying nasty things about people when they offend me.  Hope you understand Drake.  I mean, all summer just be prepared for me to keep offending you left and right with my lyrical ability because at the end of the day Drake, you really do not want start any more problems with me.  You really don’t.

Very respectfully,

Terrence LaVarr Thornton (professionally known as Pusha T)

[Outro]

Surgical Summer, Volume 1
We gon’ take this slow
We just gon’ peel it back layer-by-layer
Yeah, DAYTONA
Album of the motherfuckin’ year
And you talkin’ ’bout you upset
Hahahahaha
Well I wanna see what it’s like when you get angry, okay?
You show me that
Push!

Translation:

I might possible come out with a mix tape this summer called “Surgical Summer, Volume 1”.  But, we’ll just wait and see for now.  We’re just gonna take this problem I have with Drake nice & slow and peel back all the layers to get to the bottom of what’s really going with this guy.  But in the meanwhile, go buy my latest project titled DAYTONA that just came out.  It is going to be the album of the year.  Anyways Drake, while you are out here telling the world how upset with me you are, I just laugh (ha ha ha).  I really want to see what you look like when you are truly angry ok?  Can you show me that Drake?  Till then, I’m signing off again.

Sincerely,

Terrence LaVarr Thronton (Pusha T aka Push)