If Grown Ass Straight Men Aren’t Crying at a Beyoncé Concert…She Will Never Be the Greatest

I recently watched Beyoncé’s Coachella performance (better known as Beychella) and I was somewhat entertained.  I’m not the biggest Beyoncé fan in the world but I do recognize that she is an extraordinary entertainer.  Now for those of you in the Beyhive declaring her to be the greatest entertainer in history to where she’s surpassed Michael Jackson, you are out of your rabid ass mind.

I’ll just keep it short & simple…

I need to see Beyoncé put on some glittery socks & penny loafers and then have a stadium full of grown ass heterosexual dudes crying over her performance like some babies in search of their mothers.  Until she accomplishes that, she will never be the greatest.  I mean seriously, that’s it.  Any musical performer can bring tears to the eyes of women, kids & dudes who are in tune with their emotions, but how many can bring tears to a dude who looks like he just got out of the federal penitentiary after 10 years by simply singing & dancing?  To my knowledge, only Michael Jackson was capable of doing that.

So yes, Beyoncé is a great entertainer and it is fair to say that she is probably the greatest entertainer of this generation thus far, but to say she’s better than Michael Jackson….get all the way the fuck outta here with that bullshit.

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