Single Heterosexual Men Should Only Date Women with Kids Just to Ensure She’s a Real Woman

Sooooo…this is Playboy magazine’s first transgender woman Playmate…😕

For those expecting me to go the “transgender bashing” route.  Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m not.  Maybe, who knows.

What I will say is this…

If you are a single heterosexual man (who was actually born a male…got to throw that caveat in there these days) and you are out in these streets trying to find your future bride to spend the rest of your life with, my advice to you is to go find you a woman that already has kids if you want to remove any of the guesswork of trying to figure out if the woman you are eyeing was actually born a female.  At this stage in the game, what else can you do?  These transgender women (and I hate calling them women by the way) are perfecting the game of imitating women.  There used to be a time not too long ago where you could for the most part tell if a “woman” was actually a guy…but nowadays, not so much.  I don’t know what’s going on in the world of transgender people but what I do know is, these surgeons & makeup artists deserve lifetime achievement awards for transforming these people damn near flawlessly to the point where a straight man can’t honestly distinguish a natural born woman from a manufactured woman.  This is why I’m glad I’m married and I don’t have to deal with this foolishness.

But for the rest of you out there looking for love in the club, y’all got some problems.  Now if you are one of those dudes who doesn’t mind dating a she who was born a he, fine, handle your business, but don’t for one second try to convince me that you are straight…cause you’re not.  But for those of you single men who are straight and want a natural born woman, you got two choices:  spin the dating wheel and hope you are able to win the affections of a natural born woman or…find you a Bonkwikwi who already has 1 or 2 bad ass kids and lock it down with her.  I mean, unless trans women are popping out babies these days through the wonders of science, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about, except for maybe potential baby daddy issues & possible STDs…but other than that, you are good money in terms of having a natural born woman.

Good luck to you single straight men.

Your favorite mulatto.
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