Listen Black People…You Did Not Descend From An Egyptian King or Queen

When Black people refer to themselves as Kings & Queens, there is a segment of the population who do it purely as a term of endearment.  Reason being is because Black people are taught that our history starts at American slavery & that’s it.  So in order to develop a deeper sense of pride & appreciation, some of us bestow the titles of King & Queen upon one another opposed to referring to each other as…well…slave.

Then there is the other population…

There is also another population of Black people who love to remind everybody that Black people are Kings & Queens.  This population is known as the Hotep Tribe hailing from the ancient land of Blacklantis where they make it their business to unapologetically inform everybody they come into contact with that Black people descended from Kings & Queens.  Not just any ole random King & Queen tho.  More specifically, they are referring to the ancient Kings & Queens of Egypt.  The Hotep Tribe goes all out to ensure that if you are Black, you know exactly what your “true” history is.  In some ways I admire this tribe for simply trying to instill a sense of pride in a bunch of lost & clueless Black people who know absolutely shit about Black history beyond slavery.  So I can’t completely shit on this tribe….but, they have to stop lying to people.

Here’s the real deal…

Damn near every single African slave brought over to the Americas came from mainly 2 countries in Africa:  Senegambia (Senegal) & Angola.  Both of these countries are on the west coast of Africa & neither one of these countries are no where near Egypt.

“B-b-but how do you know that???”

Simple.  There’s this little thing called mitochondrial DNA which all women pass down to their kids.  Without getting too smarty-arty & all scientific and shit, a person’s roots can literally be traced back thousands of years following the mitochondrial “trail” of women in one’s family tree.  And for most Black people whose ancestors came over here as slaves, damn near every slave in the Americas mitochondrial DNA can be traced back to Senegambia & Angola.  The vast majority came from Angola.  Why Angola?  Well first you have to understand that it is estimated that 5 million African slaves were taken from Africa & approximately half of those slaves ended up in Brazil in South America.  Next you have to look at the geographic locations of Angola & Brazil.  It is literally a shorter trip from Angola, Africa to Brazil, South America than it is to go up to the Caribbean & North America from Angola or Senegambia.

For the other 2.5 million African slaves that didn’t end up in Brazil but ended up in North America & the Caribbean, most of these slaves came from Senegambia & about a quarter of them came from Angola.  Out of the slaves that wound up in the Caribbean & the US, it is estimated that only about 400,000 of those slaves actually ended up in the US during the entire course of the slave trade.  Out of that 400,000, it is further estimated that approximately 100,000 of these slaves came from Angola.  So even here in America, a Black person has a 1 in 4 chance of having his/her roots traced back to Angola as well.

So what does this have to do with being Kings & Queens from Egypt?

Well, since you asked…not a damn thing.

Damn near every Black person whose ancestors started off as slaves in America DID NOT come from Egypt.  As a matter of fact if you were a slaver back in those days responsible for capturing slaves to be sold later on in just the US only, it wouldn’t make any damn financial sense to travel to Egypt to extract slaves.  Do you know how damn big the continent of Africa is?  For those of you who don’t know, here’s a description:  Africa is so damn big that you can fit the ENTIRE continental United States (all 3 thousand miles from east to west coast) comfortably INSIDE the continent of Africa with room to spare.  So now imagine being an African slaver.  Imagine having to sail your slave ship from Charleston SC all the way to the Strait of Gibraltar to enter the Mediterranean Sea to travel an additional approximated 3,000 miles minimum just to get to Egypt to round up some slaves.  Then imagine having to make the return trip.  Since slavery was all about money, it makes absolutely no damn financial sense to travel an additional 6,000 miles on top of the miles you must travel to go back & forth across the Atlantic just so you can get you some slaves from Egypt.  No $en$e at all.

So where does this leave us?

More than likely that member of the Hotep Tribe trying to convince you that you descended from the Kings & Queens of ancient Egypt are full of shit.  To be honest, most of these dudes (because that’s what the majority of this tribe is comprised of) are doing nothing but engaging in faux Black historical mental masturbation in an effort to try to get some pussy.  That’s it.  They figure if they can come off sounding all extra smarty-arty & intelligent by informing you that Egypt’s real name is Kemet (its for real for real name is actually KM.T…spelled just like that) that, if you are a woman of course, the panties will get extra moist as they mesmerize your mind with elaborate talk of being former Kings & Queens.  That’s the real game.

What they don’t want to tell you is that more than likely you did not descend from a King or Queen.  For the sake of pretending, let’s just say that some Black people actually did (which could be possible considering ancient Egypt wasn’t the only African country with Kings & Queens)…how many damn kings & queens do you actually think existed in Africa?  Just take a wild guess.  Just out of the 400,000 slaves that ended up in the US, do you think all 400,000 actually descended from a king or queen?  Get real.  Somebody had to have descended from the every day average person living their life all the way down to the dude responsible for collecting animal shit.  I know that’s not sexy or glamorous, but it’s the truth.

But why do they claim Egypt so much?

Simple.  Because white society has romanticized the shit out of ancient Egypt, and we all know how Black people love to have white people tell us what we should or shouldn’t like.  If white people romanticized the shit out of ancient Ehtiopia instead of ancient Egypt, every Hotep member would claim Ethiopia & know Ethiopian history like it’s nobody’s business.

So in the end my Kings & Queens, maybe 1 or 2 of you actually did descend from an African king or queen coming out of Senegambia or Angola led by a great warrior-king similar to that of Shaka Zulu (which is actually more plausible than an Egyptian king/queen considering the Zulu Kingdom was literally next door to Angola).  Maybe a few of you descended from some African family of nobility.  Maybe a few of you descended from just an everyday average African just trying to live day to day.  But let’s stop pretending like some of you didn’t descend from an ancient jump off, side piece, hoodrat, double dick clutching chick, bummy ass dude, or the nigga tasked with collecting animal shit.

Everybody didn’t come from a King or Queen my brothas & sistas.


PS:  Check out all the angry Hotep comments below trying desperately to hold on to greatness from 5000 years or so ago.  Be amazing if they applied this energy into something beneficial that could create a new legacy of greatness today leading into the future…but no, just more mental masturbation.

Your favorite mulatto.


  1. Tufjuice

    October 12, 2017 at 6:16 pm

  2. Quintin Jahmal

    October 14, 2017 at 6:21 am

    I have studied african history continuously for 8 years. At first I didn’t know how to decipher african cultures while living in the United States. Studying africa was daunting at first because much of its history is hidden by african secret societies who don’t share their secrets with outsiders. So about 5 years ago I learned about linguistics and realized grammar is the only way to understand Africa’s legacy. To this day I break apart african words from all over the continent . In my research I found that many cultures in kemet /khenet/ yoruba/ bantu/shona/ and etc. Are the same ,thus proving a cultural connection . Furthermore learning about africa has molded my mind because I have went past learning the people and started to understand the science . For example egypt was known as khemet . Khemet is the root word for chem-istry. Khem is also the original spelling of ham. Khem means more than black and also it means grace and protection. Nubian has a alchemy meaning of nub=gold . It’s nothing wrong with claiming africa but do your research so you can explain it.

  3. Quintin Jahmal

    October 14, 2017 at 6:50 am

    Many people have never studied african philosophy’s and this prevents most people from understanding their mythologies ,religions and culture. Don’t let anyone tell you that you are not related to anyone . All people on the planet of all cultures and colors are of the human family . Everything and every human comes from 1 source . The ancient and modern kingdoms of africa and other kingdoms around the world connected themselves with god in heaven by learning the stars and ascending to consciousness. The legacy of africa is that it brought man up from the earliest humans and taught the world the foundation of what people around the world know today. Respect your ancestors . African traditional religions champion ancestor worship including egypt . So understand , every person who died on earth is your ancestor . I would like to teach people more about africa but I’ll leave it up to you .

  4. Werewolf

    October 23, 2017 at 1:11 am

    The only reason Egypt isn’t as much of a filthy dunghole as the rest of Africa is because of the influx of Mediterranians to the city of Alexandria and the fact that it was taken over by Europeans. Sad that you all think it was the only place in the world that negros actually had a civilization. Negros were slaves for Egyptians, same as they were for everyone else.

  5. Tracy

    October 25, 2017 at 3:35 am

    But this is how they made Africans into slaves. By destroying/fracturing/interrupting that connection to Africa’s great past, and because there is no connection Africans globally have accepted being thugs and ho*es in someone else’s society. I understand what you mean about creating new legacy’s however we must learn of the old first in order to move forward. I see no fault in claiming to be a descendant of a queen or king, shit let a bitch dream! There’s enough dream killing in the black community and as always it comes from home.

  6. Musa

    October 26, 2017 at 10:59 am

    its sad that you are trying to convince people that black people spread throughout the world by way of slavery. you are a sad broken man. keep loving your enemies. peace

  7. Vincetravia Spivey

    October 26, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    😂😂😂 another mad lost cracker bye cave person since you wanna use science that shit also proves we’re first on the planet so we’re everything unlike yall pale ass try again whitey SMH 😂😂 the sun don’t like yall soulless ass


    October 27, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    Gave, with intelligence and scholarship, these insecure white supremacists that work.

  9. East Africa

    November 5, 2017 at 3:49 pm

    Look at these attention seeking, self pity whites. The sun clock, from which we derive the number pi, the right angle triangle, the number line, can only function when the sun is overhead. This only happens at the Equator in Africa, it is in East Africa, where the languages of swahili and luganda are spoken, from which we get the name of the builder of the biggest pyramid, “KHUFU”, from the swahili word, “MTU-KHUFU”, the luganda word, “MTUFU”, which all translates in english to, “HIS EXCELLENCY” or “HIS HIGHNESS” or “EXCELLENCY”, Do you get it, you silly attention seeking, narcassistic disorder WHITES???

  10. East Africa

    November 5, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Listen up you white narcassistic race with a neurotic romantic attraction to blacks. Another name used in ancient times for Ancient Egypt, other than Kemet is “T-AWI”, which translates to “TWO LANDS” in english, in Swahili bantu, the language spoken at the origin of the Nile, present day Uganda and Kenya, the similarity to “T-AWI” has the same meaning, in Swahili, “W-AWI-LI”. You narcassistic whites have no chance to claim Ancient Egypt, your narratives that you use to scare people, the criminals you send to hurt Africans, all that has died. If whites and Arabs were the Ancient Egyptians, why did they need to translate the heiroglyphs and ignore the Ancient Egyptian religion for Islam, Judaism and Christianity? Answer, because they were not the Ancient Egyptians.

  11. J. Neville Groff

    December 3, 2017 at 3:46 am

    Maybe if africans had invented writing, or the wheel, or architecture or something there would be a history there to have.

  12. Darrel Mcnair

    December 8, 2017 at 1:12 am

    My wife (Black) took a DNA test and shes 9% Egyptian, sooo you dont know that your talking about.

  13. Yoshuadivine

    December 16, 2017 at 6:31 am

    The author is Foolish lol black people are all around The world… We are the earth … Divide and conquer is what they have done… The true teachings come from kemet and the whole world was on the same page studying the universe and spirituality we all are ONE so it doesn’t matter if your ancestors were physically kings or queens any wise person will tell you its about the power of the mind and we understood that now thats god

  14. Jackson343

    December 19, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    Calling yourself an “king” or “queen” is turd polishing at its finest if you are black and American. I am sick of people’s fake pride as if they have to show they somehow are more special than others. The simple hard fact is that no West African civilization has had any significant, lasting cultural or technological effect on the world–and this where 99.9 percent of all American blacks who use the terms the most come from through their genealogy. Most of those West African nations have had a long history of savagery toward each other some selling their neighboring tribes as slaves during the slave trade and some just killing each other outright. I could go for pages describing the disgusting lack of initiative and animal behavior that those countries exhibited and some still do. So let’s please stop the turd polishing and just be an American and be proud of your history even if it included slavery. After all you can thank your ancestors for putting up with slavery and its terrible sacrifices forced upon those people by what were societal norms of the time. Better to understand the truth of where you came from instead of trying to create a fake history that fails under scrutiny. Your children deserve better than to live a lie.

  15. David McAllister

    December 31, 2017 at 8:49 pm

    Absolutely true. White people would wait in their ships at the docks for emmisaries of multiple African tribes to trot out members of other tribes that they had conquered. This “Maurading white man” myth has been created by black Americans because they want and need someone other than blacks to blame for the injustice against them. Btw, slavery is alive and well in Africa to this day.

  16. jinna

    January 1, 2018 at 2:19 pm

    Um you are nuts. We dont say kings and queens cause of Egypt.. what they are talking about people like Ashanti and tribes in west africa that also had kings and queens. Why would you think Egypt. Obviously we arent from there. We dont know exactly what tribe we come from but we know that many of the tribes in west africa had kings and queens… others didnt. We say kings and queens to say that we had a culture that was not just witch doctors and starvation (As is often portrayed)

  17. Mandy Cummins

    January 8, 2018 at 12:34 am

    That was brutal.

  18. BlackSuperman

    January 10, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    I can tell the mentally ill Alt Reich decided to show up with their “It was Jooos (Jews) moment. Let me correct you on your ill informed post.
    1. Yes white invaders did take Africans from their homes. They enslaved them and colonized by murdering the people.
    2. Whites did stay in their ships waiting for slaves to be brought to them you fool.
    3. While they did get slaves from African warlords, even exchanging for them like cattle is unethical. African warlords only sold their enemies to servitude, they did not treat them like different species like the white invaders. They only thought the slaves would be put to work (not beaten, slaughtered, raped, burned, hung, put in zoos, treated as if their skin was bad, and described as animals).
    4. What African American DO like the facts about slavery? None of us do. However what you’re saying is bs. No one is bad mouthing the white man. The evil things they said you have done… literally the things you did.
    5. You were the evl invaders that murdered, raped, and pillaged like they say. No one lied about it. There is factual historic evidence of this.
    In conclusion the reason you are trying to deflect to the African Warlords and Jews is because you know your ancestors are rightfully hated. The white invaders didn’t come in peace. They came to do evil on the Africans and use them for their greedy ways.
    Yes the African warlords were bad too, but your ancestors chose to do business with them. So your hands are far from washed of all of this.

  19. Nola Yvonne Tillman

    January 26, 2018 at 3:46 pm

    You have a narrow point of thinking. There were West African Kings and Queens or were you not paying attention in school. If you live down south, they don’t tell you this at all. Still no excuse. READING and BROADENING YOUR HORIZONS IS FUNDAMENTAL!
    Half of y’all, with most whites, don’t even consider EYGPT as part of Africa anyway.

  20. Henry Mayes

    January 29, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Most Black People in Americas Ancestors were not Slaves taken from West Africa. Most of those West Africans wee taken to South America and the Caribbean. America was a Melting Pot before any European ever set foot on these lands!

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