BLE 21: New Year’s Fuxx Shit


This episode we’ll be discussing various New Year’s resolutions people come up with that fail every single time.

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  1. Ole School

    January 7, 2016 at 6:04 am

    I looked up Pine Hills in the Urban Dictionary: Pine Hills is a slum located west of downtown Orlando. Mostly inhabited by drug dealer, bank robbers, and people with bleak or no hopes of making it out. Its nickname is “Crime Hills”. 1. Yeah I drove through Pine Hills yesterday. 2. How the hell did you make it out alive? I have visited Orlando and been through Pine Hills and it’s no where near as bad as the UD makes it sound. The worst neighborhood in Orlando is Mercy Drive and it’s not as bad as this definition. I think Trump must have wrote it..

  2. Pimpology

    January 7, 2016 at 6:13 am

    Why these b*tches keep sending in Liquor Letters I have no clue. By the end of it, you and the crew always do her. She always gets trashed. If a whore wants advice from you guys, she needs to see a head doctor.

  3. Ole School

    January 7, 2016 at 8:25 am

    Famous Dick sayings:

    Ty – Why suck the dick for crack, when you can stop sucking
    the dick for crack today!

    Richard Pryor – She’s so fine, I wanted to suck her Daddy’s

    Movie N-Secure – I’d rather have another man’s dick in my mouth than in my woman

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