Farrakhan Says “Black Women Cover Those Big Asses Up To Prevent Child Abuse”

Now I’ll admit, I’ve written & podcasted plenty of dumb shit on this blog that I look back on today and think to myself, “Damn, did I really write/say that shit?”  Yup, I said it.  It is what it is.  But with all of my questionable material that has developed me a loyal following of fans & haters (probably more haters than fans tho), I’ve yet to come up with some dumb shit as dumb as what Minister Farrakhan stated below:

“So I would encourage Jay Z–and I hope you’ll take it in the spirit that I give it, out of love for you and honor for your greatness and honor for the love and beauty and greatness of your wife.  I would love to see our women clothed, demonstrating the gift of their talent.  The gift of their form should be seen by those who are worthy.  You got an unworthy dog looking at something beautiful that he wants to paw at but can never have.  Do you know what that does to a man, when he can see you and can’t have you?  Then he wants to go home and attack a child.” — Minister Farrakhan

*le sigh*

Now do not get me confused with one of these dudes who runs around thinking all women should be covered from head to toe wearing a niqāb.  Nor am I one of these dudes who thinks all women should be walking around butt booty naked bucked as if they think the entire world is really just one big ass stage at King of Diamonds.  Though that would be nice ONLY IF the vast majority of the women were in shape with nice plump phat asses…just saying.  Now what I do think is, Minister Farrakhan probably spends a significant amount of his alleged prayer time watching Beyonce, Rihanna, & Nicki Minaj videos.  While he’s supposed to be praying towards Mecca 5 times a day, he probably spends at least 2 prayer sessions trying to rebuke those “beat my meat” demons that take over his body after catching a glimpse at Nicki Minaj’s Anaconda poster.  Minister Farrakhan, I don’t blame you brotha.  I too have found myself in a similar delimma.  Fortunately for me, I’m nowhere near as holy as thou, so I just went ahead & handled business.  Joking.  Not joking.  Sike.  Maybe.  But I digress.

But anyways back to Minister Farrakhan’s statement…

To recap, Minister Farrakhan basically stated that in order to prevent men from abusing children, women need to be fully dressed.  No seriously, that’s what he said.  Go read that shit again.

Any of you all attending the 20th anniversary of the Million March March this year in October?  If so, make sure your woman got those cakes covered up.  For every set of booty meat & tick-o bitties that are properly covered up, there will be a child out in the world who shall sleep safely tonight.