I’m Hanging This Serena Williams Picture Up In My Man Cave

Back in the 90s I used to have Lil Kim’s infamous spread eagle poster hanging on my wall.  That poster helped me get through a lot of trying times in my teenage years.  I held on to that poster up until I was about 21.  Retiring that poster was one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do in my life.  Now in my mid 30s as I sit & type to you all trying to figure out exactly what in the hell I want to say as I gaze upon this chocolate skin, thick thighs, and a six pack doing the split…I feel like I’ve just been teleported back to my bedroom in the 90s.  Well, my man cave really isn’t that much different to be honest.  But instead of the 90s Lil Kim smiling at me in her timeless pose she obviously did for me & me only, I find myself staring at Serena Williams on my computer screen thinking to myself…

“My, my, my.  How you doing?”

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If you are a woman hating on Serena Williams after seeing this image, then you probably need to get your ass in the gym & rethink somethings instead of taking selfies in the gym mirror talking about “I go hard. #WorkoutFlow”.

If you are a dude hating on Serena Williams after seeing this image, then you are obviously playing for the wrong team.  I don’t know what to tell you.

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