If The Ciara, Future, & Russell Wilson Triangle Bothers You, You Are 1 Of These People…

“I’m just being honest…” — Future

1.  More than likely you are the type of woman who has yet to upgrade after being cut loose by your baby daddy.

2.  More than likely you are the type of dude who is mad because your baby mama upgraded after cutting you loose.

3.  More than likely you are the type of woman who’s yet to discover anything significant taking place in your own life that’s worth your time to pay attention to…like your own kids.

4.  More than likely you are the type of dude who’s yet to discover anything significant taking place in your own life that’s worth your time to pay attention to…like your own kids.

5.  More than likely you are the type of woman who can give all the right advice but has yet to prove that this advice can actually work in your own life.

6.  More than likely you are the type of dude who runs around bragging about taking care of your kids, yet nobody can actually prove you do such a thing.

7.  More than likely you are the type of woman who’s yet to admit to herself that your baby daddy is probably the best you are ever going to do.

8.  More than likely you are the type of dude who’s yet to admit to himself that getting your baby mama pregnant was not the greatest plan for trying to lock her down.

9.  More than likely you are the type of woman reading this & saying fuck you Onyx Truth yet failing to realize that it is you who got fucked & stuck with a kid & now you’ve removed yourself from the top tier market of bachelors looking for their queen.  Ciara’s situation will not be your situation.

10.  More than likely you are the type of dude reading this & saying fuck you Onyx Truth yet failing to realize that your kid is probably calling another dude dad & referring to you as the bummy ass dusty dude.

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