Elisabeth Hasselbeck…Sitcho Dumb Ass Down

“But what if, I mean there are times I’m sure someone…in the history of this land used a cigarette against a police officer.  Maybe chucked it at ’em, pushed it at ’em.  If he indeed felt as though that could be a potential threat, was that the wise thing to do on his part?” — Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Who has ever “in this history of this land used a cigarette against a police officer”?  Somebody identify one credible instance of a cop being attacked by a weaponized cigarette.  Somebody, anybody.  Hello……is this thing on?

I NEVER suggested Sandra Bland could have used a cigarette as a weapon. I asked whether it was wise to ask her to put it out. #StopTheLies

— elisabeth hasselbeck (@ehasselbeck) July 28, 2015

Here’s the deal people…

The media, like always, is looking for any single iota of evidence to justify the arrest of Sandra Bland.  They are looking for SOMETHING to the point where they are just making up shit in order to portray the cop in the right & Sandra Bland in the wrong.  They have to do it.  America can’t have knee grows running around here all willy nilly accusing America’s original slave catchers of harassing & unlawfully detaining Black American citizens.  Can’t have that at all.  If they let this shit slide, well, the millions on top of millions of people within Black society, well…then ‘Murica at large might just start believing these knee grows in regards to our claims about how police interact with people within Black society.

If Sandra Bland wasn’t smoking a cigarette Elisabeth Hasselbeck & friends would have found a way to put a potentially deadly weapon in Sandra Bland’s possession to validate the cop for forcefully removing her from the car.  If the cop had of handed Sandra the ticket booklet to sign her ticket, Elisabeth Hasselbeck would have came up with some lame ass excuse of Sandra weaponizing a ticket book.  Anything to side with the police for the inappropriate actions of some random cowboy with a gun & badge who obviously felt this Black woman disrespected him because she wasn’t bowing down to thank him for being the great white police god he envisions himself to be in his mind.

Some white people are just plain dumb.  You know what, I take that back.  People like Elisabeth Hasselbeck are not dumb, they are calculating.  They get on their tv shows with millions of OTHER DUMB ASS WHITE PEOPLE who tune into them religiously & feed them a steady diet of “scary, dangerous, super human niggers are out to get you” foolishness.  Elisabeth Hasselbeck would have found a way to craft a story of Sandra Bland weaponizing the air around her.  She would have been like:

“But what if, I mean there are times I’m sure someone…in the history of this land used oxygen molecules to inhale and then blow out carbon dioxide through the exchange of words in a police officer’s face thereby potentially causing him to suffocate because you know the human body is incapable of processing carbon dioxide to sustain life.  If he indeed felt as though that could be a potential threat, was that the wise thing to do on his part?”

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, in the words of the great philosopher by the name of Marty Mar….

Sitcho dumb ass down.