Willie Wilson For President 2016….Yeah, This Just Happened


Just stop!  Just make it stop!  I can’t take it anymore!  What the…?  Who the…?  Why?  Where’s the “Negro Are You Serious?!” dislike button when you need it.

I’m not going to lie, I watched this video about 20 times in a row so far.  For those of you failing to comprehend the words, allow me to translate for you to the best of my abilities.

Presidential Candidate Willie Wilson

What I heard…

“A poor city kid,
Just trying me whana
And can be senten long years in prizah.
The deal of that brall it…to him or her
Make millions of dollars & goes free
Is that fair?
I don’t think so.
It’s time we focah on the criminah,
And not the victah.
Correct the injustice.
Like dis should be a priority of your President.
If elected, it would be mine.”

What was actually said…

“A poor city kid,
Just trying marijuana
And can be sitting long years in prison.
The dealer that brought it…to him or her
Makes millions of dollars & goes free
Is that fair?
I don’t think so.
It’s time we focus on the criminal,
And not the victim.
Correct the injustice.
Like this should be a priority of your President.
If elected, it would be mine.”

Yeah…that just happened.

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