New Year, New Me

So here it is.  The end.  Of 2014 that is.  For myself, it has been a good one.  I traveled to the Caribbean, got a chance to change jobs in the Army, and reenlisted indefinitely, and most importantly, my daughter was born.  So, my resolution for next year is to do it again.  Have a great year and overcome the shit life throws my way.  Knowing this, I have decided to make a list of ways to achieve your goals.  Oh, and not be a quitting bitch.

1.  If your goal is to lose weight or get in shape, it’s very simple.  STOP BEING FUCKING LAZY!  Get yourself some trendy clothes, go outside, and run…or lift…or do something to not be fat.  The United States has the most ridiculous acceptance of morbid obesity of any country in the world.  Child obesity is sky rocketing because of the acceptance of disgusting fat asses.  Break the cycle people.

2.  Don’t be a quitter.  No one likes a quitter.  Well, AA likes quitters.  But aside from that, don’t be a quitter.  If you make a goal, fucking stick to it.  As Nike says, Just Do It.  Every time you make an excuse not to take a step towards achieving a goal, you take a step closer to being a useless hack in society.  We have no place for that.

3.  Set realistic goals.  Don’t tell the world you are going to become a millionaire this year, knowing damn well that you work at McDonald, have a GED, and have ZERO FUCKING ASPIRATIONS TO EXCEL.

4.  Speaking of motivation….here is a little lesson.  Nobody truly gives more shits about you than….you guessed it….YOU!  If you want to change then you have to accept the fact that the path to change is going to suck at times and you have to power through it.  Instant gratification is something the weak expect.  True change comes from challenges and overcoming them.

So the moral here is….well I just explained that.  Cowboy the fuck up people.  If you want a better life, go get it.  It won’t be handed to you.  Unless you win the lottery I suppose.

Just a guy with some years on him that calls it like I see it. My opinions my be offensive to some and funny to others. My goal is not to offend but to create asymmetric thought. So, if you’re offended…oh well. Maybe you deserved it.

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